An example from yesterday.
Victory: Went to Matt's new apartment, grilled out on his new grill. Had fun with some people that I haven't seen for about 6 months.
Defeat: I thought the display on the cable box was the time not the TV Channel... I thought it wsa 7:06 for about an hour.
Defeats for me normally fall in this random acts of stupidity.
So, here go my top 5 defeats from this past week.
5) I mistook the time, see the example above.
4) I called my Boss, "Mom" I was very tired, but man that was embarrasing
3) Hand slipped on the counter where I was leaning. I then fell, but recovered with what looked like a seizure, but was actually a Dance.
2) While checking IDs at the Liquor Store, I asked if this guy and girl were Brother and Sister. They immediately shot me death looks and said they were actually married... Whoops
1) I had helped someone paint, and the white paint fell in spots right on the crotch region.
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